Found several on Twitter this past week that I thought were really grand.

"I have spent most of my time worrying about things that have never happened."
Mark Twain

"If I give food to the poor, they call me a hero. When I ask what causes people to be poor, they call me a communist."
Jeff Monson

"Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated."
George Bernard Shaw

"I do what I can. And I do it the way I do everything. Hahahahahaha! THERE'S NOTHING PART OF THE WAY FOR ME, IT'S JUST...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA!!!!"

Tom Cruise

"If you think you're a bigger asshole than me, you've got something to learn!"
Axl Rose

Tezcatlipoca wrote:

"I have spent most of my time worrying about things that have never happened."
Mark Twain

I've always related to this statement.

Good thread, btw imo.

"When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself."
Wayne Dyer

"What we see we become. Choose your seeing wisely."
Deepak Chopra

"I remember having visions in my head as a kid that seemed so real it felt as if I had lived them. And I did, they just hadn't happened yet."
Chad Muska

"One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things."
John Burroughs

"Did you ever notice that happy people don't waste time or energy criticizing others?"
Jennifer Thompson

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. The really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." Mark Twain

Your contributions are so great! I need to dig up some good ones.

“Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward; they may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.” -Goethe

“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” -Maya Angelou

(That above quote is SO true. Think about it.)

"To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself."
~ Soren Kierkegaard

Some more choice quotes for y'all...

"If I deny it in myself, I imagine it in you."
Deepak Chopra

"Lust, fame and money are three desires that cause people to become slaves of them."
Sri Vivekananda

"Shut your eyes and see."
James Joyce

"When it seems impossible, when it seems nothing's going to work, you're usually just millimeters away from making it happen."
Tony Robbins

Lysser wrote:“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” -Maya Angelou

(That above quote is SO true. Think about it.)

Way ahead of you, actually

"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral."
Robert Orben

"Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, might be happy."
H. L. Mencken

"The real glory is being knocked to your knees and then coming back. That's real glory. That's the essence of it."
Vince Lombardi

"When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work."
George Bernard Shaw

"Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt."
José Ortega y Gassett

"Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still.
Chinese Proverb"

"He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him."
Dutch Proverb

"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
Mark Twain

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."- Dorothy Parker

“You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger."
-Buddha

"You forget that the fruits belong to all and that the land belongs to no one."
-Rousseau

"Can we just nuke North Korea or do they not have enough poor and/or brown people?"
-Christopher G. Smith

"Sometimes it's hard being The Muska."
-The Muska

"People are rewarded in public for the things they've practiced in private."
Tony Robbins

"What luck for rulers that men do not think."
Adolph Hitler

"There is more to life than increasing its speed."
Mahatma Gandhi

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States, ask any Indian."
Robert Orben

"I fear for my country when I reflect that God is just."
Thomas Jefferson

"There are no boundaries; only those we set ourselves. We as humans have this annoying thing attached to our bodies called the thinking mind. Unfortunately, this thing can get in the way more often than not."
-Jarod Carey

"If you can't fly then run, If you can't run then walk, If you can't walk then crawl. But whatever you do, you must keep moving forward."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

"The way to know life is to love many things."
-Vincent van Gogh

"You were born with potential
You were born with goodness and trust
You were born with ideals and dreams
You were born with greatness
You were born with wings
You are not meant for crawling, so don't
You have wings
Learn to use them and fly!"
- Rumi